It says: "The piece of cod that passes all understanding" (I don't care who you are, that's funny) (If you don't get it, start reading your Bible more often)
I came up with my own joke. If you think you've heard something like it before, don't tell me, I'd like to think I came up with an original. Here it is:
Once, there were two neighbors: the Berg’s and the Fisk’s. The Bergs had their home burglarized on multiple occasions; but the Fisks had never been robbed once. It just goes to prove: you can loot a Berg, but you can’t loot a Fisk.
Thank you, thank you. I'm going to apply for a job with Jay Leno's joke writers. In the meantime, I'm not going to quit my day job.
Ow. Ow, ow, owww.
ReplyDeleteTiger, it's only painful if you eat the lutefisk. Or smell it. Puns can't hurt you.
ReplyDeleteUncle Ben
I read you more than watch Leno.
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