If only these people had taken the same vows as Mocha-momma and I

Trial Set for Nurse Accused of Stuffing Husband's Body Parts Into Suitcase

I am so glad that MM and I thought ahead and planned our wedding vows accordingly.

The vows we exchanged said: Katherine, do you promise to love, honor and cherish David, and do you vow not to kill, dismember, and stuff his body parts into a suitcase, even if he annoys the dickens out you, until death do you part.

She had a little pause, but she did say 'I do.' So, I'm feeling pretty safe right now.

I basically had the same vow, but I think mine included something about wood chippers in it.