I have a new dream for retirement---be a sand castle instructor on South Padre Island

Amazin' Walter, the old "Son of the Beach"... himself

Amazin' Walter has built sandcastles in 9 states and 3 countries... wouldn't you like to see one?

The guy gives lessons starting at $75/hour. I'd need a little practice to match this skill level. Right now I'm pretty good at building moats, which as we all know is the most important architectural requirement of any castle.