Boy attacked by another member of a species of peace

Shark Bites Florida Surfer, 15
AP
Published: June 28, 1991
A 15-year-old surfer paddling to shore to flee a shark Wednesday did not quite make it to safety: He was bitten on the hand about 20 feet from shore. Fifteen stitches were required to close the wound on the hand of Joe Bosque, who had headed to shore with two friends after seeing the shark off Jacksonville Beach. The two friends returned to surfing a few hours later.

I'm going to have to check the shark situation off South Padre Island. Our bigger concern is the jellyfish situation. JR was stung by a jellyfish two years ago when we were in Corpus Christi. While I'm at it, I may also have to check on the colossal squid situation there, no sense taking any chances with these oceanic jihadists.