No, it's not nuclear. Forgive me if someone's already thrown it out there; but I don't recall seeing it. I started thinking about it after Surly Dave went a little nuts with the product on an open thread by Tiger Lily on Night Writer's blog.
What the US military needs: one stealth bomber, even an old B-52 would work; and, about 50 tons of SPAM.
You terrorists in Haditha---blow up one more American convoy, here's a little rain shower of one ton of pig lips and other assorted pig parts, all held together in some gelatinous substance.
Osama---you execute one more terrorist plot against Americans, let's see how Mecca would like 10 tons of pig entrails raining down on its holy shrines.
SPAM came to the rescue during WWII, it can come to the rescue in the war against terror.
Americans, start donating your SPAM to the military. Remember: Loose lips sink ships; but pig lips sink jihadists.
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