We've heard from tigers, cheetahs, cougars, leopards, and now:

Jaguar Mauls Zookeeper to Death at Denver Zoo (FoxNews)
A zookeeper at the Denver Zoo died Saturday after she was mauled by a jaguar inside the animal's enclosure shortly before noon, according to police and zoo officials.

"The jaguar is the third largest cat in the world behind the tiger and lion. Yet, they have the most powerful jaw of all the big cats."

If my kids ever tell me they want to become zoologists and work with big cats; I'm gonna taser them, tie them up, and bring in a brainwashing specialist to deprogram them. (same goes for big snakes, and elephants, and water buffalo, and manta rays; as a matter of fact, take a look at the list on the right, check off all of them)

We are on a full-blown red alert when it comes to the animal jihad. It was quiet there for a while; but, it seems to picking up in intensity lately.