The Star Tribune paper I purchased at the supermarket today did not have the "Source" section in it. That is the section of the paper which has the crossword puzzles in it.
I am going to sue the newspaper and the supermarket chain for $1 billion; the emotional distress that has caused me is beyond a monetary figure, but that's a nice even number.
The Sunday crosswords are the only reason I choose to give money to this prime purveyor of leftist propaganda in the first place.
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Hey,
The Strib that was delivered to our house on Sunday was missing a Source section as well. We want it for the same reason. King, maybe a class action suit is in order.
Crossword puzzle? I know the real reason you want the Source section is so you can read the "Withering Glance" column.
The Sunday paper we received was also missing the Source section. Our neighbor, however, did have the section which she gave to us.Why is it that the crappy editorial opinion section is never missing? That's O.K. because the only uses for it are puppy training and the bottom lining of our birdcage.
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