He can run, but he can't hide forever.

Methane Lakes Found on Saturn's Largest Moon (Newsmax)
U.S. scientists have found lakes on the largest moon on the second largest planet in our solar system, Saturn. But these are not lakes of water on the moon Titan. Instead, they are beds of methane, a hydrocarbon that apparently rains on Titan as water does on Earth. VOA's David McAlary reports.

Scientists are surmising that about 800 trillion years ago, a colony of extra-terrestrial mutant bovines landed on this moon and proliferated for eons. They are finding signs that these bovines were able to adapt to living in an atmosphere dominated by their own flatulence and survived right up until present times; but for some reason they just recently became extinct.

Using the latest and greatest telescopic imagery, they were able to pinpoint some writing on the planets floor that was written in English; it reads as follows: Gino was here.

Scientists are evidently now searching the Anaheim area of California for the culprit they feel is responsible for the extinction of this extra-terrestrial species of cow. They are asking that if anyone comes upon any Italian-Americans who smell like cow farts, they should contact David McAlary immediately.