SYDNEY, Australia — It may well gain a place among the greatest survival tales of the seas. An Australian diver who was seized head first by the jaws of a great white shark managed to free himself from its clutches by stabbing a chisel into its head.
Note to self: when visiting Sydney Australia, don't go any deeper into the ocean than my ankles.
Of course the experts will tell you that this is not natural and that these are peaceful and non-harmful creatures; unfortunately, at least 10 of these sharks haven't read the memo over the last few years, because that's how many people have died from shark attacks since 2000 just in this area. These animal jihad apologists are just as bad as the Muslim jihad apologists.
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Which terrorist scares you the most?
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Squirrels used to be what scared me the most. Sure they're small, but I'm not likely to ever run into a Great White or Osama bin Hiding. But squirrels - squirrels are everywhere, always watching you, spying on your house and loved ones and cleaning out your bird feeder.
Until now, that is, when the ultimate weapon has been invented. Go here to see for yourself: http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/212164.php
If the link doesn't work then go to YouTube and do a search for "Yankee Flipper". The video is hilarious and mysteriously satisfying at some deep level.
Squirrels are crazy and relentless. One of the guys upstairs found one sitting on his kitchen table. He had chewed through the screen and squeezed through a cracked window. Luckily he was stopped before raiding the fridge!
Osama gives the squirels a run for their money.
i've found myself up the wrong side of tree against a strident pack of territorial squirrels.
worse than a pack of angry women with syncronized cycles.
those little guys are ALL balls when they wanna be.
needless to say... i didnt get a deer that day.
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