Oh, lighten up Francis. I'm Polish, so I've heard just as many bad jokes as you blondes have. Speaking of which: I haven't told one of my favorites in a while (and which I will again clean up from my original hearing)
3 generations of golfers--grandpa, dad & son---are waiting to tee off on the first hole. The starter comes up and asks if they'll take on a fourth, who turns out to be a very attractive woman. The guys get together to talk it over, and although not happy about it, they say OK. Prior to teeing off, the lady tells them she doesn't care what they do or say on the course; she grew up with older brothers and nothing will bother her. The only thing she asks is that none of them say anything about her game or offer any advice during the round.
So off they go. By the 18 hole, the woman is actually shooting par, and has a tough 5 foot putt to finish the round at 72. She tells the guys that she has never shot even par, and that now she would like some advice on the putt; and the guy that gives the best advice which will help her will get the kiss of his life.
The son jumps in: "I think you should play it about a foot outside the cup on the high side, but don't hit it too firm."
The dad now steps in: "No, I think you should keep inside the cup, and give it some good speed, be firm."
The grandpa now steps in: "It's a gimme"
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