Machete-wielding Monk Slices and Dices His Most Precious Part
I'll let you decide what your most precious part is; I'm on the same page with this story, and NO, its not his big toe.
A recent meditation produced some unwanted results for one Buddhist monk in Thailand.
After accidentally incurring an erection while meditating, said monk took matters into his own hands, Reuters reported.
The monk used a machete (at least it wasn't a rusty Swiss army knife) to remove his own penis, then declined to have it reattached when he was taken for medical attention.
He refused the reattachment because he said he had renounced all earthly cares. (he renounced urinating?)
The 35-year-old man allowed the doctor to treat his wound and give him stitches only.
Not quite sure what this monk was meditating on. I don't usually find myself getting erections when I'm praying and in communion with God. If it did happen, this wouldn't be my first option in dealing with some bad concentration on my part. I think there must be some kind of drug that would prevent accidental erections, not that there's anything wrong with that. (threw that in for the Seinfeld fans)
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Stupidity is the only word that comes to mind. As to answer the ? of how, well, if he was a teenager, then I can understand, otherwise, yeah, he was prob smoking some opium.
as awful as this is, your post is hilarious! This is a good time to ask: do men really think about sex every 50 seconds. If so, how have they been able to accomplish so much?
By the way, it was Dennis Prager who said this about the 50 seconds (on his show)
I'm not sure what the exact average would be, but I know that I probably bring it down, not raise it up.
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