Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Insidious Animal Kingdom Jihad (AKJ) plot uncovered in FL

Feds Collect Giant Rats in Florida

As the rising sun danced across Florida's coastal waters, government workers in shorts and T-shirts knelt in a grassy island field and plucked wriggling rats from traps laid the night before. These weren't just any rats. They were 3-pound, 35-inch-long African behemoths. They squirmed as the workers, wearing protective gloves, removed green radio collars that had been tracking the rodents' movements.

Darin Carroll kept a watchful eye on that dawn mission at Florida's Grassy Key Island. Carroll is no ordinary G-man. He's a disease hunter determined to stop the next outbreak.

His quest is to prove what many scientists suspect: that African rodents imported as pets caused a monkeypox outbreak in the Midwest in 2003 that sickened dozens of adults and children with a virus related to smallpox. Scientists suspect Gambian rats may play a role.


Mama mia, that's one big rat. I wonder if Mocha-momma would let us add one of these to our menagerie. I don't think that's gonna fly. I bet the gators down there in FL love these for in-between meal snacks.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

*Gasp!*

ROUS's are real!

kingdavid said...

I wasn't sure, so I asked Mocha-momma, what were those things called in Princess Bride, she loves the movie. She immediately popped out: rodents of unusual size.

I think her favorite line was: by boys, have fun storming the castle.