I'm thinking of becoming a Tightwad.

Bad news: the Tightwad Bank is closing (Fox News: Out There)

This sounds like the kind of town I'd like to live in. Tightwad Missouri. Population 63.
I'd say it with pride: I'm a Tightwad.
I'd have a bumper sticker: My kid is a Tightwad honor student

I'll have to do some more research: I'll contact the Tightwad Visitor and Convention Bureau.

Primary Data Source: Census 2000 Census Glossary
* Density per square mile of land area.
Tightwad, Missouri (Henry County)
Population:
63
Land Area:
1.00 miles2
Housing Units:
33
Water Area:
0.01 miles2
Village:
Census Data
Total Area:
1.01 miles2
County:
Census Data
Population Density:
62.99*
State:
Census Data
Housing Density:
32.99*
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