FoxNews Story
Paris Hilton Claims Reality Star Shanna Moakler Punched Her
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
LOS ANGELES — Can Travis Barker really have this effect on women? His estranged wife, Shanna Moakler, was involved in a nightclub fracas with Paris Hilton early Wednesday morning.
Barker, the drummer for Blink-182, filed for divorce in August from Moakler, a former beauty queen who was recently voted off "Dancing With the Stars." In September, Barker was apparently videotaped kissing Hilton, who needs no introduction.
Then Hilton encountered Moakler at the Hyde club in Hollywood last night. The following reenactment is based on reports by police, publicists for both women, but unfortunately no pugilistic experts:
Hilton says Moakler walked up to her, "used the most vile of language" and then punched her in her jaw.
Moakler contends she exchanged mere profanities with Hilton, at which point Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos emerged from the entourage, bent Moakler's wrists, poured a drink on her and shoved her down some stairs.
Hilton, 25, and Moakler, 31, both filed police reports alleging battery. Officer Karen Smith said police took pictures of Moakler and Hilton at the station, and that police planned to speak with witnesses at the club as part of their investigation.
Moakler and the tattooed punk rocker Barker were an unlikely pair when they married in 2004, documenting their lavish wedding and life on the MTV reality show "Meet the Barkers." They had two children. Moakler also has a 7-year-old daughter with boxer Oscar De La Hoya.
Imagine my consternation when I read this article. I mean look at the big names involved. Travis Barker from Blink-182, they with the big hit.............................................................................ok, never heard of him or them; and Shanna Moakler, wasn't she a nobel finalist, no wait, a former beauty queen, (does that mean she's a dog now)....................................................................nope, never heard of her. I have heard of Paris Hilton and Oscar DeLa Hoya.
Lets look at some other interesting bits from this story-----
Nightclub Fracas----couple of self-important idiot lushes taking shots at each other.
Emerging from the entourage---how many idiots constitute an 'entourage?'
Tattooed punk rocker---that's a better description than the Star Trib gives on murder suspects, does the fact that he's tattoed have any type of relevance to the story.
Police are going to investigate and question witnesses. What, couldn't they find one sober person at the scene who could tell them what happened. Was there any one there who happened to notice a beauty queen rolling down a flight of stairs?
Punched her in the jaw: Will this have a short-term adverse affect on Paris' ability to get work.
Of the 6 1/2 billion people on the planet today, how many really give a rat's ass about this story and why does this type of garbage ever make it as a news story to begin with?
My only other question now is---will the mystery of what really happened ever be determined, or will it join the list of other historically significant mysteries; such as where's Jimmy Hoffa's body, and did Oswald act alone?
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Anything that has 'Paris Hilton' in it means one thing for me, don't waste another second of my time.
Now there's a reality show I could get behind. Saturday Night 'Tarted Up Chantuese' Boxing. Paris Hilton will take on all comers in 3-round bouts. They could have stairs on 4 sides. The winners would be decided by decision, tko, ko, or the first one to throw the other down the flight of stairs. Or, has this been done and I just missed it.
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