Chuck Norris: karate champion, actor, fitness guru, now a columnist. I just read his first column on World Net Daily. Check it out here.
One thing I did not know about him is that he is now a committed Christian. His first article talks about some Chuck Norris joke phenomena that is sweeping the internet. Evidently people are making jokes about his powers. He talks about it in a candid way, and then turns it around and talks about his faith. Here is a sampling of some of the jokes that have been made:
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."
"Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
"Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
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