I just had a brainstorm when I saw this pic

I'm going to make a career change and start my own business. I'm going to contact the county and see about getting a contract to clean up the roadkill on all the county roads. It's simple, I get me one of these, throw a leash around its neck, and we just stroll the roads for 8 hours a day. He's happy, I'm happy, the county is happy, bob & weaving motorists are happy. There's enough racoons and other assorted critters whacked on a daily basis that we could retire in no time. Not sure if a big guy like this would go for skunk, but maybe I could bring along some Heinz 57 to throw on them. I'd bring my camera along and send off photos to Cathy in the Wright; then she'd be happy right along with us. I could even create a book. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight, not because it isn't a brilliant idea, it's how do I break the news to Mocha-momma that I plan to keep an 18 foot alligator in the house somewhere.