9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7 When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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10. Beggars in front of the only entry to the gas station who "just need a quarter for the bus" yet are located blocks away from the nearest bus stop.
"C'mon, you're just shakin me down for cigs or booze, aren't ya?"
11. Bloggers who complain about grammar. Hey, either you went to fourth grade or you didn't buddy.
Give me a break. I got a C in grammar in college. (but I did get A's in math) I wrote something in Little Ciceros blog a while back when some anal-retentive commented on his grammar. There's like what, 10,000 people in all of America who know all the grammatical rules. I want to know who came up with those rules, I didn't vote on them. It's like when Mocha-Momma gives me crap about wearing a hat indoors--I tell her until someone can identify to me who wrote that rule, I'm gonna wear hats indoors. Anyway, I do my best; but, I can see how important it is for writers to have someone look over their work.
Whenever people give me crap about grammar, I simply tell them that codification of spelling and grammar in the English language is relatively new in the grand scheme of things, the first dictionaries in English are only a few hundred years old.
If one looks at the actual constitution, there are numerous problems, including adding in words and spelling things pretty funky, like they spell "choose" "CHUSE".
As for hats, I can't tell ya anything. People get after me for hats all the time. I'm about as sophisticated and "cultured" as a pair of blue jeans but people still expect me not to wear a hat indoors and to not end my sentences in prepositions.
The only I know how to deal with them is heavy drinking. It's not for everyone.
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