Everybody must have a funny Chinese Buffet story.

I just read a humorous post at Gall & Wormwood which made reference to a Chinese Buffet, which reminded me of a couple of funny bits.

My brother, the cop in Houston, went to a Chinese Buffet with a cop buddy who was a very large guy. On his third trip to the food, the owner ran up to him and cut him off; he yelled---"you leave, you eat like walrus." That's become a standard in our house--you eat like walrus.

Mocha-momma once called a place for take-out; but immediately realized she called the wrong franchise, they had two or three in the area. She immediately realized the mistake and called them right back. She explained what happened and the guy screamed at her---"your food ready, you come get." She said, "I just hung up 10 seconds ago, my order couldn't be ready." To which he screamed back at her---"your food ready, you cause me big problems." She hung up and had a good laugh. Her co-worker's husband will still answer the phone "your food ready" when he sees it's her calling their house, that happened over 10 years ago.