Sunday, July 23, 2006

Some Nuggets from Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?

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