The new 'Border' patrol

From Fox News web site’s ‘Out There’ section:
Goose on the Loose? Call in the Collies
GREENWICH, Conn. (AP) — Annoyed by the mess that geese leave on town beaches and park lawns, the town has hired a company to harass them until they move elsewhere. Geese Relief, a Norwalk-based company, is receiving $5,000 under a preliminary contract, and town officials are drawing up a full-year pact. Company owner Chris Santopietro's border collies have spent the past few weeks finding and chasing the Canadian geese out of town parks and off beaches. The work will take place nearly year-round, except in winter's coldest months. The idea is to harass the geese until they return to Long Island Sound. "You have to be more persistent than the geese and it's not a quick cure — it's an ongoing thing," Santopietro told The Greenwich Time. Last year, Greenwich started using border collies to control the non-migratory Canadian geese. But the college students in charge of the dogs returned to school, so the town decided to hire the company as a longer-term solution. "We want them indoctrinated, to continually think that they're not safe here," Town Conservation Director Denise Savageau said of the geese.

Hmmm. Do you think this tactic might work with liberals? The next time Cindy Sheehan and her ilk start camping out around the President, just send in the border collies. Or, the next time a large group of law-breaking illegal aliens gather together to stomp on our laws and the constitution, send in the border collies. Or, when you get a group of PETA nutcases standing outside a KFC restaurant bemoaning the horrendous life of chickens, send in the border collies.

The good news, judging from the blue/red state maps, is that we wouldn’t need to have these collie patrols all over the country; but we could concentrate them in certain areas in the beginning. I’d say we could start with a team in the Berkley/San Francisco area of California; and a second major patrol in Massachusetts. It’s possible we might be able to force a boatload of liberals to leave for Canada, Cuba, Syria, or any other terrorist supporting nation that would welcome liberal thinkers with open arms as their comrades.